Yes, you read it here first. I, Angry African on the Loose, hereby announce my endorsement of John McCain for President of the US of A. And I couldn’t be happier. I know. You might have read all the stuff I wrote in support of Obama. How is Obama is the American Mandela, or maybe not. How he carries the burden hope of a nation and the world. Well, that’s all in the past. I now realize that The Big Mac is my man. My main man. I therefore endorse The Big Mac as my candidate. He can get me what I want.
It was a fairly easy decision. I am doing it out of self-interest. What is good for me and what the world needs right now. And Mac made it an easy decision for me to take. He helped me realize that the best thing I can do to achieve what I believe is best would be to endorse McCain. You see, I want Obama to win the election, and I therefore have endorse McCain. It’s the only language he and his gang of idiots supporters understand.
Huh? You didn’t get that logic? Which part didn’t you understand? It’s easy. I want Obama to win and therefore endorse McCain. Works wonders in the The Big Mac camp. So I am I just using his logic here. Let me explain a bit then for you slow thinkers out there. Sigh…
You see, Obama was “endorsed” by Hamas apparently. And we know that they carry a huge say in this election - strong lobbying group that few people know about. I mean, haven’t you seen all the “I love Hamas” posters on every corner of every US city? Okay, Obama didn’t ask for their endorsement, but they gave it in any case. With friends like these… So The Pig Big Mac went on the attack. Saying that the support of Hamas shows that Obama is not ready to lead the US. I didn’t get that bit, but maybe he meant that any group that supports terrorism who endorses a candidate says something of that candidate himself/herself. And the same goes for groups who don’t “conform” to the narrow-minded right-wing view of the world. Like Africans or African Americans. If these groups endorse a candidate then it must say something negative about the candidate. Right? Even if they didn’t ask for it. So I am endorsing The Big Mac. To give his campaign some color. And to get Obama elected. Hey, if I support McCain then it is obvious the right-wing can’t support McCain because they can’t be associated with someone who is associated with me. I hope this logic works. Sounds stupid to me, but it works for McShame McCain. But hear out my endorsement.
Firstly, I endorse McPain because I believe that his slogan should not be The Mac Is Back, but rather The Mac Is Black. I think McCain will be perfect to bring justice to Africa and African Americans. Wazat? Howzat? Well, McSame loves Bush and Bush (apparently) is the best friend Africa has ever had. And the Crack Mac will obviously follow in the proud footsteps of Bush - that hug said it all about their man-love. Okay, he (McCain, but the same goes for Bush) confuses Muslim groups, but that just fine in Africa. We are all just one happy bunch of the same color/religion/language in our little country called Africa. Thank you so much mista, or should that be master? We so happy you won. Now we dance? With naked girls like in pictures of us. Okay? May I wash your feet, oh great one? Piss off Welcome to my home.
And African Americans will be so much better off as well. He did apologize for not supporting MLK celebrations. But that was when he thought he was white. Oh, wait. He is white. Okay, let’s try again. It was before he had a black child. No, wait that was after that. Or maybe not even true. Hey, he had a black suit once. Anyway. What the hell can a guy like Obama give you? It’s not as if he had to deal with race issues lately, Wright right? BlacCain is the man. He’s the man. You’ve seen him move. He looks just like Eddie Murphy made up as a big fat white chick. (Pssst, let’s just pretend his black okay? He won’t know. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.) I know that BlacCain will have all the right policies just for African Americans. He’ll call it the Leave No African American behind. It will work just as well as the Leave No Child Behind…
I also endorse McPain because I am against inflicting pain on others (except for my writing). Yes, surprise! I am against torture (another reason why I am glad Romney is out the race). And I know McPain will be against torture. Having gone through it himself. Oh, wait. He isn’t against torture. Or maybe it is old age that makes him forget what torture might feel like. But I stick to my guns (unloaded, on safety, and visible to the public) on this one. McPain is the one for me. Because he believes in anything you can do I can do better. Torture or no torture. And he was a Vietnam hero you know. I wonder if he ever spilled his guts when he was tortured? I guess he must have because he wouldn’t believe that torture works if he didn’t. Right?
I endorse McGain because I am against war. I believe… Oh, bloody hell - no. I give up. The guy is a bloody loony. This whole Hamas-Obama argument is stupid. And we know what Forest Gump had to say about that. Do these people really think that Hamas gives a shit damn about Obama? Are they really that bloody stupid and thick? Puh-lease McDrone. Go study bloody foreign policy and international politics. Get an education. Just don’t go for the No Child Left Behind history lessons. You are already too far behind for even that.
But I know who will endorse McLame. Al-Qaeda. They would love him to be President. Why? Because they want war. They want to fight America in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and every place they can. Because a new radical terrorist is born every time a Muslim is killed in the name of “peace” by Bush today and McSame tomorrow. Imagine. A 100 years of war. Wouldn’t Al-Qaeda just love that. A 100 years of recruitment. Yes, Al-Qaeda and every terrorist and radical Muslim group want McCain to take over from Bush. Because they know that Obama will give them more rope. But that rope will be to hang themselves with. And to once again get the world behind America. Not the divided world we face today. But McLame? He will stay at war because that is all he knows. And that is all Al-Qaeda knows as well. War, war, war. What a pair they’ll make.
But I bet you Al-Qaeda will endorse Obama if they could make another video from a cave somewhere in allied Pakistan. Because they know how to use reverse psychology (you idiot, McCain). How do you get your enemy to do what you want them to do? Tell them the opposite. Want war? Then endorse the one guy from the “enemy” who wants peace. McDrain and the gang (read right-wing supporters out there) please note - Hamas is playing you like a little toy drum. And you are walking to their beat. You stupid bastards should wake up and think a little bit more. Think. Think. What do Al-Qaeda want? What do you think Hamas want? Chaos so they can recruit more. Anarchy so they can continue a mindless war. They want one thing and will tell you the opposite. You think you can trust what they tell you? They are playing you for a fool. You played into their hands in Iraq. And you are going to play into their hands again. You stupid, stupid man.
So I endorse McCain. And I am proud of it. Because I now know that this is the only way you can get a lunatic warmonger right-winger to make the right choice. Give them the wrong option and tell them you stand what they stand for. They’ll run the other way faster than you can say “stupid”. Pretty lame isn’t it? But it works. It works with my four-year old kid. And I know it worked with Bush - he got sucked into the game they wanted him to play. And his followers that comes through his Leave No Child Behind type politics falls for the same trick time and time again. They spit crap, and the people who support them will believe anything. Because life is nice when living with blinkers on and letting others do the (no) thinking on your behalf. That’s why I support McCain.
I endorse McCain, because I want Obama to win. I want sanity. So I endorse the mad one.
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Normally I would have to defend McCain here, but I don’t like him either.
However, I don’t quite get the whole notion that McCain would be a third Bush term. I know you didn’t say that here, I have heard that used elsewhere, but you did call him McSame. While they may be on the same page on the war, and immigration reform, McCain has opposed Bush on several other important issues. McCain has made his name by opposing Republicans and siding with Democrats on key issues.
A bit of truth there. I have heard of operation chaos person who shall remain nameless calls it.
Support one to play off another to weaken both so your guy can win. Sigh. Look I have just been called an idot supporter and Narrow minded. Its Ok I have a think skin and I see what he is getting at. McCain doesn’t have any redeaming vaules. Ok he does, but he’s is more of what you have seen him do you get. So is Hillary you know where she is going. Obama is the new guy, he sounds good, and so he is your candidate . My problem is that he is takeing us straight to a recession. Which is a small slice of hell for the poor. Don’t blame Bush for the economy, Blame 1) The people of the United States, Trade imbalence anyone ,the banks makeing bad loans to people who can’t afford it, the people for being dumb enough to take an ARM. Running up our Credit Cards on not needs or a 72 hour kit or food storage but on stereo’s. The last one hurts and yea I am sure I did some small things to contribute, I have to think about that and change a little. 2) The Congress of the United States, approval rating 17% to 22%. Yea. Lower then our not so esteemed president. This is ridiculous our choices are three Senators! For a Senate that spends like it did. We need to change our primary. Florida , Iowa, and New Hampsire do not need to choose again. Ok back to why the Congress is at fault. Big spending, on what, we had a war, not the total waste people make it out to be. I am sure I write about that later. What are our only programs we can not afford because they are so big. They are Social Security and Medicare. Worth litterally 2 trillion dollars a year and growing and no one but Bush has even tried to help and Congress shut him down. Tax Cuts, our tax system is unfair. The poor are ungrateful because they never think about taxes and the rich are paying 70 percent of the taxes and the middle class is shrinking as they move up into the upper class and the middle class is hit hardest of all in the tax department, thus creating a disincentive to get into the upper class. Oh and we can’t drill anywhere for the oil we need or build a refinery thanks to the EPA law suits and Useless EPA laws. I am for the envirorment but the laws can go to hell if we can’t build 4 plants somewhere and crave out 20 square miles out of Alaska or Montana. The enviroment can handle cities it can handle these things. I blame congress. And where do our president hopefuls come from. Talk about narrow minded. The RNC and DNC and Congress have ticked me off.
If you are supporting McCain you had better just hope the old time’s still alive when the election goes down.
@Mr Pink Eyes - You are right. He won’t be another Bush. He will be much, much better. But I have my doubts whether he would be able to do anything different about the war though.
@EnergyEngineer - Yep. I don’t agree with you on everything, but you are right. They are not leading. They are playing. And playing with America isn’t the way to move forward. Oh, I hope you didn’t think I called you narrow minded. Not at all my friend. we don’t agree on many things, but one thing you are not is narrow minded. we don’t drink from the same fountain, but neither of us drink the Kool-Aid.
@Mandy de Waal - True! I think he must pick a guy that will be ready by day 2!
I haven’t done much reading the last few days except through my reader. When saw the “I Endorse McCain” there I figured I’d better leave it for a time when I actually had the time.
Now I see I didn’t need the time after all.
Phew, that was close.
You got me for the first paragraph or so!! LOL
You sound a lot like Rev Wright. Obama is scary, inexperienced, and couldnt keep his anti-American mouth shut long enough to beat Hillary. If you want to support Africans why not go back to Africa.
@Cooper - Had you going hey!
@Chicana Skies - Haha. That was the aim. See if I can get you worked up.
@Jamie S - Sticks and stones… I am not even going to go there. Try to attack what I have to say, not statements that have little substance or even wit.
If you said something worth discussing, I would have. I bothered with the article because the first paragraph sounded like a man that discovered his brains. As I continued I realized I was wrong.
LMAO!! Thanks for not discovering your brain. See more of our AWESOME future president here!