I can’t believe she did it. Hanging our dirty laundry out for everyone to see… You cut me deep. Real deep baby. She decided to spill the beans on my cooking ability. My fight with a chicken. And I lost… Barbeque Chicken 1 : 0 Angry African. Here is the (not so lovely grrr) wife making me suffer about my speciality Incinerated Chicken – Family Recipe. But still. It is damn funny! Enjoy!
I will have my revenge… (laughing like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers… fading slowly into background.)
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September 23, 2008 at 10:07 pm
That is too funny. gotta love it when your wife takes the time to get photographic evidence of your cullinary faux-pas
September 24, 2008 at 2:02 am
ROFL your wife is one of the funniest people I know, seriously!
September 24, 2008 at 5:41 am
Trying not to point and laugh. If I do that again, you’ll kill me.
September 24, 2008 at 6:25 am
Hey AA, who is chicken? BUt in your defense it did taste good in the chicken pie on Monday!
September 24, 2008 at 7:39 am
That was funny. You are so busted, photo evidence and everything…
September 24, 2008 at 8:02 am
I so need to send a Weber your way
Though a lack of blitz firelighters doesn’t help, covering the wood or coal in that lighter fluid is a dangerous exercise!
September 24, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Looks like you need a 44 gallon drum, cut in half with good old coals and masasa tree logs ! nothing beats that – gas; bah humbug ! There is only one way to do a braai…I see the wife still ate the grilled chicken….hmmm….
September 24, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Nice job on the bird. Hint, buy fresh chicken if you forget to defrost soon enough. I left a good word for you on your wife’s post. Remember, it’s not burned, it’s “Caramelized.” Only failed me once, and that kid won’t ever be over for BBQ again…….hehehe
September 24, 2008 at 2:13 pm
TDYK – don’t you dare to point and laugh at him. You don’t even know how to use a grill!! mwah!
Nice post btw.
September 24, 2008 at 2:15 pm
@IdleOne – She knows I would have denied any knowledge of it if she didn’t have any… She is pretty funny though!
@SanityFound – Yeah. She married me. She thought that was pretty funny as well…
@thatdudeyouknow – I am so gonna get you brother! But the result of my barbeque is about the same as that stuff you are studying at the moment. You know you have to do it, but it sure doesn’t look pretty!
@A broad – Yeah. Once you took off the burnt bits. We almost had enough meat for a single one-person pie. (And you are NOT off the hook.)
@sahlah – See what she did? And I thought it was for our collection of special moments we shared. Hope she never tells you about the first date I took her on at the river. I wasn’t that smooth… That’s another one that I will deny because there is no evidence.
@Saffer – Yeah! Wonder why they don’t have Blitz here? Bunch of wimps if you ask me.
@Montel – Hey, I am Souf Efrikan. She’ll damn well eat what I got her! (Duck! I think she’s gonna hit me!)
@skuttlefish – Haha! B rilliant! “Caramelized”. Damn. That is good. I will use that one from now on. Even say it is an old traditional South African way of cooking. Brilliant!
@holeycheese – Thanks! Busted thatdudeyouknow! So busted! Guess who is pointing fingers and laughing now? Haha! (Thanks holeycheese! I owe you one!)
September 24, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Nah, not that busted. I know I would screw up just as bad as you, if not worse. I even wrote that on my comment on your wife’s blog. The question is – would I be stupid enough to try?
I’m afraid the answer might be yes.
Maybe we’ll just point and laugh at each other?
September 24, 2008 at 4:13 pm
@thatdudeyouknow – Maybe we should do one together! And our better halves can point fingers at us! That would be good. I think I’ll like standing around the fire with you.
September 24, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Hey AA, my side hurts from laughing. You’re lethal you know. Now we all know, not only should you not be allowed to dance, you shouldn’t be allowed near open flame either. Oh well, can’t be good at everything eh. At least you’re a cool dad and your wife loves you.
Left you something over on my blog. Really would have preferred to have joined you for coffee and a laugh. We need to do that sometime, even in virtual space.
Meanwhile, practice makes perfect, go try incinerating something else and see how it turns out.
September 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@Coffeewallah – The list of things that I am allowed to do is getting shorter by the day!
October 20, 2008 at 5:52 am
Sorry but you got to love your wife, only your wife can do that to you.