I could go for a little one, but this one is rather astounding in its’ size.

I’ve had hideous physics experiments performed on it, and just like that 1919 experiment in relativistic distortion of spacetime, my boep actually bends light around it!

It has it’s own gravitational field.

But, there is one advantage I didn’t realize, and that was since it is above the scale when I step on it, the gravitational field makes the scale read ligher!

Shoulda just stuck ‘em all in my backside, turncoat, but I’ll admit, the one in the boep hurts most!

Those other 39? Let’s just say I got thick skin. Now, back to my new book:

Afrikaans For Dummies

PS. I’d still like to see the Karoo, one day…

@sahlah – You saying you are not my friend? That hurts. I’ll forgive you if you send me a photo or two…

@scienkoptic – Yeah! I’m waiting for the bakkie and braai photos! Boet, have a great time with the family.

@Koos Baardman – Sorry mate… I gave you the option of pulling it off. You know why I had fun with this one? Because it is directlt opposite of who you are! Except maybe for 40 or so red arrows.

@Saffer – Hahaaa! Those Vaalies hey. Gotta love them. I love them even more when they stay up North during the summer. I’ll translate for the people. “Dad, who’s farm are we on that’s got such a big dam?” Classic!

@skuttlefish – Haha! I’m making Souf Efrikans out of all of you! I can only imagine Mr J and your daughter talking about the braai! Hey, did you braai those (clay) pigeons you shot?

@Dr. Ethiopia – Yep. We’re hanging in there! Now where’s my photos?

@Keven Bennett – Anything goes with Mampoer! Old shoes and socks works just as well if you run out of roadkill!

@Coffeewallah – That’s what I want to hear! Now where the photos?

AA, your blog should come with a warning: beware, can cause loud hysterical laughter and should not be read in an open office environment.

There are a lot of prunes by the curbs of the street toward town. You mean I can use those? What about roadkill? Would that add to the flavor (if it has a flavor)

Sooooooiiiiieeeee!

So, now what? Are you saying I’m the equivalent of a South African “low information voter”?

Hells bells, AA! I’m gonna fire up my smoke-belching coal-fired bakkie and pollute my way across the damned country, knock on your door, and politely ask your wife if she would mind if I kicked your arse!

Have to ask the missus firts, y’know. We farmers are always polite, if anything…

A neat way to make a sport out of Souf “Efrikans”. I call that ‘working with what you got’, Survival Technique 101.

Neat

I had really been looking forward to Sanityfound’s “braain mid winter in the snow using a cut barrel burning wood sortin the steaks.”